Kuwait

We arrived in Kuwait several days ago; my initial impression is what a shit hole this place is. Yesterday I attempted to masturbate in porta-potty however the heat was simply overwhelming leaving me flaccid and unfulfilled. What amazes me is the blatant attempt to Americanize the experience in order to offer comfort to uneasy minds of soldiers on there way into Iraq and Afghanistan. If KFC somehow soothes your psyche then your a loser; I find my own confidence lies within self knowledge and faith in my abilities.